So my friend A has, in the past, had this habit of dating strange guys. They seemed nice at first, then they went all psycho on her, and did things like bang on the front doors of friends' apartments screaming "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!" and woke up half the neighborhood in the process. But I now think that maybe A had it easy dealing with her guys. This crazy (lovesick?) imbecile injected a syringe of his blood into his longtime crush after she spurned his advances because, "He thought if he could not marry her, at least his blood can stay inside her body." What a looney.

But anyway, look at these spiffy shoes! They're available on Etsy, from Brooklyn Handmade. Usually kids are the sole recipients of such cool footwear, but these little babies are for grown-ups.

Below you can see some of the other offerings (sadly, only for the midgets) on Etsy. And the Rosie the Riveter shirt is officially on my wish list. (it's for those in the family way such as meself)