10 March 2008

What I would wear if I had my body back

I'm entering the blah phase of pregnancy (though, aren't all stages a bit blah? Discuss.) in which the very act of rolling over in bed takes gigantic effort, and there's not a single piece of clothing that is 100% comfortable and that also looks good. I'm starting to waddle (oh! the indignity!) and even though there's about 6 weeks left, I look like I'm done. The strech marks have shown up, and all the romanticism associated with reproduction is spent. The rose is off the bloom, my friends. And so, since I am a bit bored at work today, I will submit a list of clothing items I would wear, if only my waist would go along with the deal.








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