Well praise the lord that Chuck Norris is thinking about the future and what he can do. He's going to run for president! Of Texas! When it secedes from the rest of the United States! But the real question is: will he be wearing these pants at the inauguration?
This week's Modern Love requires Kleenex. I think everyone hopes their marriage (or partnership, which ever the case may be) is that strong. But to know that it is, 100%? Amazing.
And since I can't think of anything else to write, here's a video to make you smile from FotC.