Finally, a picture of Bush (no pun intended) that shows his true colors. The lovely work was created by British artist Jonathan Yeo, in retaliation for the actions of the Bush Library in backing out of a commission for Yeo to complete a "proper" portrait of the president. I think this one is plenty proper, myself. In case you can't make out what those images are that compose the president's face, let's just say that it's a portion of female anatomy. Yeo scoured hundreds of "top shelf" porn magazines to find the perfect images to create the likeness. Hehe. (Much more graphic image here.)

And on a completely unrelated note, let's all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the Botox needs of the United States are being met. (I know I was worried.) Because nationwide, if you want Botox, you'll wait about 8 days to see a dermatologist. If you need a mole checked out (like to make sure it isn't CANCER or something) you'll wait 26 days, on average. Some waits were up to 35 days.

Did you realize that you can see the inside of lots of people's houses for free if you go to any of the many home-exchange websites? Seriously, sometimes I use them for design inspiration. But I feel a little guilty, like I'm intruding or something. Oh well.